found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
The joke’s on both of you
You end up dating each other
that’s how I wanna goThat’s how I wanna take someone out
"pots were also smashed during altercation"
I cant breathe
so how do i relationship
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
It’s 2014 and people are still calling APH England “Iggy”.
First thing’s first, I’m the realest
[homestucks nodding as they reblog]
I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager